Dalek Bread
Ever Noticed that ‘Garlic’ and ‘Dalek’ sound the same? I have!. One is a close relation to an onion and official deodoriser of the French, the other is grotesque mutated organism integrated with a tank-like mechanical casing made of “dalekenium”. All these similarities (yes, all of them) got me thinking, maybe we could somehow fuse xenophobic killer mutants-in-a-box with dough and create…wait for it… Dalek Bread. Lets begin.
Ingredients Needed:
- Baking Tray
- Oven
- Bread Mix (Daleks are lazy, always using ramps and lifts)
- Bread Maker – just so i can tell my parents i have used it
- Garlic – oil/powder/chopped
- Butter
- Reference Material, I used Dalek bubble bath
This one is pretty straight forward, Mix the dough up, form into a Dalek shape, and then bake it. Baste with garlic and butter to get true garlic Dalek synergy going on.
September 3rd, 2010 at 4:03 am
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